You Know You're A Redneck When...

Your neighbor paints their own house and when they are finished it looks like this:



If you can't read the writing, it says "Ain't Gonna Need This House No LONER" That's right, they couldn't even spell longer correctly! And yes, this is my next door neighbors house! We were busting up laughing about it for a while, then I realized maybe I should be worried about her, so I went over to make sure she was ok. Come to find out, it is the lyrics to some song, and she painted it on there because she is getting old and her "real house is waiting for her in heaven". Gotta love Oklahoma!